This one - and yes that’s parked like that across the pavement - needs a little more than birds pooing on it, so got reported to the Ordnungsamt
@jon Would love to see you get some random passersbys together and push it out into the street
@forteller ha. We’d probably be taken to court!
@jon Worth it! Have the driver defend why it's OK to totally block the sidewalk, but not block the road. Get a wheelchair user to come in and testify how they never even try to go out because of stuff like this everywhere.
No, of course I don't really mean you should risk getting taken to court, but you know what I mean... :/
Hell is divided up by nationality: if you're from France, hell is run by the douaniers. But in Germany, it's run by the Ordnungsamt...
@tuban_muzuru @forteller @jon If hell is run by the Ordnungsamt, then it’s only hell, if you are a pedestrian or cycling. If you chose to use a car, then nothing will happen to you.
Things may have changed since I was last there: in Kitzingen-am-Main, the Ordnungsamt were equal-opportunity devils.
@tuban_muzuru @justj @forteller It varies a LOT depending on where you are in Germany. Berlin it’s... dysfunctional, generally.